1 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,610 hoetinkhof79 You know, it'd be great if you could warn me 2 00:00:17,750 --> 00:00:19,180 before you drift like that. 3 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,950 I fucking slammed my goddamn head into the window. 4 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:24,520 I said, "Hang on." You say that all the time. 5 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,320 "Hang on. I'm taking a curb. 6 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:27,820 Hang on. It's a speed bump." 7 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,660 I mean, at this point it's meaningless. 8 00:00:29,790 --> 00:00:31,960 I should be mad at you anyway. The reason we got robbed 9 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,960 is because you needed a piss break again. 10 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:36,500 Oh, come on! You also needed to pee. 11 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,430 You sounded like a broken fire hydrant back there. 12 00:00:38,570 --> 00:00:39,970 Ha! You were listening. 13 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:41,570 It was so loud. 14 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:43,910 I bet that vulture heard you from three states away. 15 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:47,510 What'd he take, anyway? Ooh, found it! 16 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,250 Are you serious? 17 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:52,850 You almost got us killed for a bunch of stupid CDs? 18 00:00:52,980 --> 00:00:56,220 Stupid CDs? I've been building this collection for a decade. 19 00:00:56,350 --> 00:00:58,320 I have more memories in here than I do in here. 20 00:00:58,650 --> 00:01:00,160 And, I'll have you know, 21 00:01:00,290 --> 00:01:03,130 good music is worth its weight in gold nowadays. 22 00:01:03,190 --> 00:01:05,660 Let's see what other CDs this guy's got. 23 00:01:05,790 --> 00:01:08,560 Got that. 24 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:10,900 Dave Matthews Band. Pass. 25 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:13,600 Hm, I've ever seen this one before. 26 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,700 Uh, it's pretty good. 27 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,740 I mean, you'll hate it at first, but it grows on you. 28 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:19,980 Especially track two. 29 00:01:20,140 --> 00:01:22,550 Track t-- You know the tracks? 30 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,450 What? No. Shut up. 31 00:01:24,580 --> 00:01:26,850 Should I toss it? No! No. 32 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:30,550 I mean, keep it or not. I don't care. Whatever. 33 00:01:33,890 --> 00:01:35,590 You know, we're not far from Topeka. 34 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,160 I can walk the rest of the way. 35 00:01:37,290 --> 00:01:38,760 If you leave now, you can probably make it 36 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,260 to New Chicago by nightfall. 37 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,830 A milkman's job is never done 38 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,670 until his package is safely delivered 39 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,740 to its final destination. 40 00:01:47,270 --> 00:01:49,870 And I'm sure your brother would have wanted that. 41 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:53,580 Besides, you think I'd come this far 42 00:01:53,710 --> 00:01:57,180 and not see the fabled Topeka for myself? 43 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:59,180 Fine. 44 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,520 If you're dead set on it, 45 00:02:01,650 --> 00:02:04,590 how about one for the road? 46 00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:13,430 It was close. 47 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,230 You gotta follow through. 48 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:17,770 Like this. 49 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:19,500 That's what I'm doing. 50 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,340 Like this. 51 00:02:36,420 --> 00:02:37,290 Here. 52 00:02:41,260 --> 00:02:42,590 To the end of our road together. 53 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:49,470 Mmm, 54 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,000 now you're just showing off. 55 00:03:09,550 --> 00:03:11,020 Sorry, John. 56 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:12,860 I can't have you coming with me. 57 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,260 Sweet Dreams. 58 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,050 Loquacious. 59 00:03:42,450 --> 00:03:46,150 Boy, you're a loquacious lad, aren't you? 60 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,430 Fuck. 61 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:50,630 Come in! 62 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:54,800 Jamie, Carl, how's the search going? 63 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:56,370 We have yet to find the Mapmaker, 64 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:57,830 but we think we're close. 65 00:03:57,970 --> 00:03:59,300 I'm talking about the Milkman 66 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,600 and the four-fingered girl. Where are they? 67 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,670 Uh, there's been no sign of them 68 00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:06,070 since they vacated the dam. 69 00:04:06,210 --> 00:04:08,440 When they pop up, we'll be ready. 70 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:10,010 Pop up? 71 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:11,880 Hmm. 72 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:15,680 So, pop up. 73 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:19,490 Pop up. 74 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:21,390 These two lawbreakers 75 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:24,430 ran rip-shod through my largest outpost. 76 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:26,800 They killed my second in command, 77 00:04:26,930 --> 00:04:28,330 beat his brains in. 78 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:32,170 And you're waiting for them to pop up? 79 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,710 Are they pieces of bread, Roberts? 80 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,380 Are we making fucking toast here? 81 00:04:39,510 --> 00:04:40,640 Sir, what Carl meant was that-- 82 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,040 Shut the fuck up. 83 00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:44,950 They defied the law, and they defied me. 84 00:04:45,610 --> 00:04:48,580 Now get out there and look for them harder 85 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,950 than if you were checking your lover for body lice. 86 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:53,160 That's actually my sister, sir. 87 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:56,430 We have the same-- I know what a sister is! 88 00:04:56,560 --> 00:05:00,960 Look, I want their bodies hung from the rotunda 89 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:02,370 by this weekend. 90 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:04,030 Provide the people of Topeka 91 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,370 with some light Friday night entertainment. 92 00:05:06,470 --> 00:05:08,940 What do you say? Yes, sir. 93 00:05:09,070 --> 00:05:10,170 Okay. 94 00:05:13,110 --> 00:05:14,180 Fuck off. 95 00:05:38,430 --> 00:05:40,200 Well, you look like a man 96 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,710 who values top-shelf entertainment. 97 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,170 Want to see a show? 98 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:45,510 I don't care about your show. 99 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,280 I need to see your ORL. Now. 100 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,750 My orl. 101 00:05:54,780 --> 00:05:56,650 "ORL" what? 102 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,520 I'll bring you in. 103 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:02,790 I think... 104 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:05,430 I'll bring myself in. 105 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:09,100 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 106 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:13,140 I've really enjoyed this conversation, 107 00:06:13,270 --> 00:06:17,040 but let's pull a pin in it, shall we? 108 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:23,210 Now, don't go touching that grenade. 109 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:24,750 Very sensitive. 110 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,450 Hope you got some friends inside 111 00:06:26,550 --> 00:06:28,480 who appreciate the arts. 112 00:06:59,580 --> 00:07:04,190 Did you hear how they found Shepard? He killed himself, right? 113 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,350 Shit's messed up, man. No. 114 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:09,760 I heard a new recruit found him half naked, 115 00:07:09,890 --> 00:07:13,200 hand on his pecker, head busted to shit 116 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,930 with a sexy schoolgirl comic book next to him. 117 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:19,130 That's the most fantastic thing I've ever heard. 118 00:07:19,270 --> 00:07:20,540 Right? 119 00:07:20,670 --> 00:07:22,200 So Shepard was a sex pervert? 120 00:07:22,340 --> 00:07:24,670 I mean, I kind of see it. I do. 121 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:28,040 Let's eat. 122 00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:30,510 Oh, fuck me. Ham again. 123 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:31,610 I'll eat that shit. 124 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:33,280 What kind of side you got? 125 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,020 Got any chips or puffy Cheetos? 126 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:36,520 Hey, don't you worry about my sides. 127 00:07:36,650 --> 00:07:37,920 I will. I'll trade you. 128 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:38,950 I'm not eating those peanuts. 129 00:07:39,090 --> 00:07:40,320 They're nasty. 130 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,830 Patrol vehicle approaching outer gate. 131 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,200 Car 22 is approved. 132 00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:32,910 "Pick up after your pet"? 133 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:35,580 Jesus. 134 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:38,680 Damn, dude, this place is fucked up. 135 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,650 Who would do that to a dog? 136 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:43,390 Separating a dog from his best friend. 137 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,120 It's kind of like me and you. I mean-- 138 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:46,660 I mean, you were my best friend. 139 00:08:46,790 --> 00:08:48,290 Not that I'm calling you a dog or nothing. 140 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:49,590 You know, you can be a mean bitch 141 00:08:49,690 --> 00:08:50,730 when you want to be 142 00:08:50,860 --> 00:08:53,900 with, you know, throats and shit. 143 00:08:54,030 --> 00:08:56,100 That why we're here, little bunny? 144 00:08:56,230 --> 00:08:58,300 You gonna rip some throats? 145 00:08:58,430 --> 00:09:01,400 Nah, I think you're gonna end up 146 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,110 just like me. 147 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:18,320 Now serving C42. 148 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:21,290 Number's almost up, traitor. 149 00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:23,030 Don't worry. 150 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:26,160 Something tells me you'll fall fast. 151 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:36,740 First of all, weight doesn't equate to health. 152 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:39,270 Second, objects fall at the same speed 153 00:09:39,410 --> 00:09:40,810 regardless of mass. 154 00:09:41,410 --> 00:09:45,010 Everyone knows that, except you dipshits. 155 00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:49,180 You're actually talking about terminal velocity, 156 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:50,490 which doesn't apply. 157 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:53,060 And if you take into account air friction-- 158 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,420 Muh-muh-muh... Kelvin? What is it? 159 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:57,960 Machete. 160 00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:05,500 Hi, everybody! 161 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:08,100 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't leave me. 162 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,010 Woman's body! 163 00:10:15,140 --> 00:10:16,540 I hate cops. 164 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,320 Oh, what the fuck? 165 00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:24,550 And, scene. 166 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,320 So, did you like it or what? 167 00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:31,490 Oh, wow, applause. Thank you. 168 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:34,360 You are too kind. That really feels good. 169 00:10:34,730 --> 00:10:37,230 I've never seen anyone cut off a human head 170 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,430 and catch it as good as that. 171 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,140 Oh, yeah. 172 00:10:41,270 --> 00:10:43,010 Oh, yeah. 173 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:52,250 Oh, yeah. Oh. 174 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:55,150 Oh, yeah. Oh. 175 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,420 What brought you here, young man? 176 00:10:57,850 --> 00:11:01,290 "Oh, I just want to get out of the scene." 177 00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:05,590 Yeah, Topeka's going to the dogs. 178 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,300 You nasty motherfucker. 179 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:34,320 Down goes the zippee. Yippee! 180 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,770 Ooh. 181 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:46,170 Can I keep you? 182 00:11:46,470 --> 00:11:49,100 Oh, shit! It's alive! Oh! 183 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:52,040 Where's the girl? I didn't see no girl. 184 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:55,780 I just saw you laying out here all dead like, 185 00:11:55,910 --> 00:11:58,950 practically begging for it. 186 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:02,620 Maybe I'll just put you back to sleep. 187 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:03,950 Oh. 188 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,150 You looking for this? 189 00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:06,520 Oh, shit! 190 00:12:06,650 --> 00:12:08,520 Ah! 191 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,430 You missed! 192 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,260 Shit! 193 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,430 Nah nah, nah nah, nah nah! 194 00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:24,910 Guess that worked. 195 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,140 Quiet?! 196 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:35,120 Jesus. 197 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,370 Dear Jon-- 198 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:56,400 What kind of psychopath spells John without an "H"? 199 00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:58,040 Sorry for poisoning you. 200 00:12:58,170 --> 00:12:59,940 Oh, I hope I didn't accidentally kill you, 201 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,640 but I did it to save your life . 202 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,580 The truth is, Topeka isn't what I said it was. 203 00:13:04,710 --> 00:13:06,210 It's Stone's headquarters. 204 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,850 Killing Shepard wasn't enough. 205 00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:11,220 Oh, by the way, I killed Shepard at the dam. 206 00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:12,690 He was jerking off. It was a whole thing. 207 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,490 Didn't need that detail. 208 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:15,760 At least you didn't have to see it. 209 00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:17,360 Now that we're here, 210 00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:19,760 I gotta make sure Stone pays for what he did. 211 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,230 I would have helped you if you just told me. 212 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,970 I would have told you, but this isn't your fight. 213 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:26,430 Don't follow me. 214 00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:28,870 Finish your delivery and live your new life. 215 00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:31,870 Be the first milkman without an expiration date. 216 00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:33,040 Good luck. 217 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,140 That's actually pretty sweet. 218 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,580 And go fuck yourself. 219 00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:38,950 Of course. 220 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,150 I guess that's it then. 221 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,750 Jell-O, Quiet, 222 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,020 whatever the hell your name was. 223 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,760 Dude, what do you think they're gonna do to you 224 00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:53,500 when they catch your ass? 225 00:13:53,630 --> 00:13:55,900 They're gonna kill you. 226 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,030 They always said you were the smart one, 227 00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,900 but, man, I don't know. 228 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,270 If this was my idea, 229 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:05,440 you'd call me a goose-brained dunder fuck. 230 00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:06,710 Oh, my God, will you shut the hell up?! 231 00:14:06,910 --> 00:14:09,510 Ha! Like that works. 232 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,180 I thought you knew your brother better than that. 233 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,120 You're not my brother. You're just my imagination. 234 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:16,350 You got a fucked up imagination. 235 00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:18,550 You gave me the bullet hole and everything. 236 00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:21,090 Is this how you really remember me? 237 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:27,130 Ah, dope, right? 238 00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:30,400 But imagine me, like, two feet taller and ripped. 239 00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:32,600 But not, like, too swole, just enough to show definition. 240 00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:35,300 Fuck off! You fucking miss this. 241 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,110 I do. 242 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:40,580 Same. 243 00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:43,480 I mean, being dead is a total buzzkill. 244 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,310 At least you have the Milkman. 245 00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:48,120 Oh, John was a giant pain in my crack. 246 00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:51,350 Dude, I'm literally inside your brain, 247 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:54,360 and I know that's not what you really think. 248 00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:56,990 I mean, I know you've seen him with his shirt off. 249 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,960 Nice back, huh? 250 00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:01,260 What? 251 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,670 God forbid you feel anything other 252 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,070 than explosive rage for a second. 253 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,070 You died five days ago. 254 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,970 The rage is hard to ignore. 255 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,880 No fucking way. 256 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,290 It's a dumb statue. Forget it. 257 00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:31,230 Forget it? They think he's a fucking hero. 258 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,430 Who gives a fuck what they think? 259 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,700 Officer. 260 00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:38,800 Your vehicle's assigned to patrol duty. 261 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,600 Why are you idling? 262 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,270 You've got to say something. 263 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,210 Silence will get you killed here, little bunny. 264 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:46,740 Oh, I was just admiring our boss, ma'am. 265 00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:49,740 Yeah. 266 00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:00,720 I don't, uh, recognize your face, officer. 267 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,390 Are you new? 268 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:07,200 Transferred recently. 269 00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:10,270 Hmm. 270 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,370 She's on to you. You've got to leave now. 271 00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:18,210 Fuck! 272 00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:45,630 Holy fuck. 273 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,170 You're not getting out of here alive, 274 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,470 you fucking traitor! 275 00:16:58,580 --> 00:16:59,880 Need a hand? 276 00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:08,290 Oh, I found this one lying around, 277 00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:09,920 so you'll have to get your own. 278 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,630 Thank you. 279 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:19,330 Ah, don't mention it. I really enjoy my work. 280 00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:23,210 Hey, hold this. 281 00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:24,610 Okay. 282 00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:31,450 And I'm gonna be back for that. 283 00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:33,550 Hmm-boop! 284 00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:41,320 So, uh, what's your name? 285 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,620 Stu. 286 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,960 Stu. I like the mouthfeel of that. 287 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:48,630 Stu. 288 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:52,230 I'm Sweet Tooth. 289 00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:54,470 Put her there! 290 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,740 Nice to meet you, Mister, uh, Tooth. 291 00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:58,540 Firm grip you got there, Stu. 292 00:17:58,670 --> 00:18:01,180 Bet you have a lot of fun with that. 293 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:05,150 You know, Stu, I got a feeling you and I are kindred spirits. 294 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,950 You think we're a lot alike? 295 00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:10,250 You bet I do. In, uh, in what way? 296 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:14,420 I mean, you're a big guy, I'm a big guy. 297 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:18,460 Your name starts with "S", my name starts with "S". 298 00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:22,200 The S Brothers, who would have thunk it? 299 00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:26,200 Uh, something catch your peepers, Stuber? 300 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:27,670 Yeah. 301 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:37,450 I found Mike... and Ikes. 302 00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:38,510 You want some? 303 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,220 Ooh, yucky. 304 00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:41,880 I'm a Skittles guy. 305 00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:52,450 Let's haul ass, Evelyn. 306 00:19:52,590 --> 00:19:53,820 Make up some time. 307 00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:02,530 Five flatheads on one lure? 308 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,900 Just a basic spooner. 309 00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:05,730 Best day of my life. 310 00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:08,740 They were really bitin' that day. 311 00:20:08,870 --> 00:20:10,140 Best day of my life is gonna be 312 00:20:10,270 --> 00:20:13,170 when I complete my collection of state quarters. 313 00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:16,580 The world went to shit before I could find Idaho. 314 00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:19,680 But you know what? I'll get there. 315 00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:22,380 The Union will be complete. 316 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,620 Finished. 317 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:25,990 I think the spot's still there, Cliff. 318 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:31,290 Oh, there it is. 319 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,600 Agent Stone, come in, Agent Stone. 320 00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:35,500 We have a 146A. Be right back. 321 00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:38,200 A woman with a missing finger, sir. 322 00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:40,440 What about the milkman? 323 00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:41,770 She's alone. 324 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:43,140 We have two patrol cars on her tail. 325 00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:45,070 Don't worry, we'll bring you her teeth. 326 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:48,910 Oh, Carl. No, do not engage. 327 00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:56,520 It's time I made an example of her myself. 328 00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:00,050 You're caught! You gotta fucking bail. 329 00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:02,220 No, I can't leave until Stone is dead. 330 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,460 The only one dead is you 331 00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:05,030 if you don't leave this fucking place. 332 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,090 When I died, I gave you a second chance. 333 00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:09,200 And you're throwing it away. 334 00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:13,900 You're right. 335 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,000 Fuck this shit! 336 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,970 That's right! 337 00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,410 That's the fuck what I'm talking about! 338 00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:19,840 Come on! 339 00:21:19,970 --> 00:21:21,540 Guard 22. 340 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,850 Come in, please. 341 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:28,650 What happened to your loquacious boyfriend? 342 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,660 Did he bite the dust? 343 00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:37,160 I have people in position to kill you right now, 344 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,160 but I think I'm gonna give you a choice. 345 00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:43,230 Although, you remember how that went last time? 346 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,200 You can run, in which case 347 00:21:46,370 --> 00:21:48,600 we'll hunt you down like a dog. 348 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:51,870 Or, you and I can get together 349 00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,840 and have a little chat. 350 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,280 Turn around 351 00:21:55,410 --> 00:21:57,780 and we can finally settle this one on one. 352 00:21:57,910 --> 00:22:00,010 Sis, 353 00:22:00,150 --> 00:22:03,890 you don't have to do this. 354 00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:05,520 Shut up. 355 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,490 Haha, good. 356 00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:15,130 My men will show you the way. 357 00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:18,400 I look forward to seeing you. 358 00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:30,710 Aww, you remembered. Thanks, Stuby. 359 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:35,250 So, where are you off to now that you're a free man? 360 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:38,190 Honestly, uh, not sure. 361 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,950 After Seattle, my friend and I 362 00:22:40,090 --> 00:22:41,620 were looking for a place of our own. 363 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,430 A Shangri-La, you know? 364 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:44,460 Absolutely. 365 00:22:44,590 --> 00:22:46,430 But, uh, then when I got here, 366 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,660 he, uh, threw me under the bus. 367 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,970 Oh, I've done that before. Crunch! 368 00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:55,900 Never to a friend. I'm not a monster. 369 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,210 Listen, uh, what you did today, 370 00:22:58,340 --> 00:23:00,580 saving me like that, 371 00:23:00,710 --> 00:23:03,610 it's, uh, it's the first time in a while 372 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:07,450 anyone's had my back. So, uh, thanks. 373 00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:10,320 Well, hell, I mean, you're a reject, I'm a reject, 374 00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:12,120 we got to look out for each other. 375 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,190 I mean, you are about to head out into a dangerous world 376 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,630 where there are two types of people, 377 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:22,930 those who kill and those who get killed. 378 00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:24,500 I know you're no wolf, 379 00:23:24,630 --> 00:23:26,370 but there is gonna come a time 380 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:29,240 when you're gonna need to bite. 381 00:23:29,370 --> 00:23:33,340 And even puppies have fangs, Stu. 382 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,510 That sort of thing is just hard for me, I guess. 383 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,480 I'm sure I'll figure it out. 384 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:42,380 Oh, well, I mean, maybe you could, 385 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:47,490 I don't know, but, tag along with me, 386 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:51,730 and I could help you find your fangs. 387 00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,500 Yeah. 388 00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:58,730 You know what? What the hell? 389 00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:00,330 You mean it? Yeah. 390 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,970 Fuck yes! Get in there. 391 00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:08,040 Aww, the S Brothers, gonna paint the town red. 392 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,550 Whoa, you sit bitch, 393 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,580 Harold's got shotgun. 394 00:24:12,710 --> 00:24:13,750 Sorry. 395 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,050 So, where are we off to next? 396 00:24:19,190 --> 00:24:20,250 Well, I'm not really sure. 397 00:24:20,390 --> 00:24:22,260 I mean, it felt so freeing, 398 00:24:22,390 --> 00:24:24,360 ripping into those law assholes. 399 00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:25,860 And the applause. 400 00:24:25,990 --> 00:24:28,230 Nobody ever cheered for me like that in Vegas. 401 00:24:30,530 --> 00:24:35,300 You know, if you want to chase that feeling, 402 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:36,600 there are outposts like this 403 00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:38,340 all up and down these routes 404 00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:40,010 and all through the Midwest. 405 00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:42,380 Each one of them is filled with captives just like me, 406 00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:44,810 waiting to get set free. 407 00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:48,120 You save 'em and boom, 408 00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:51,020 you have fans for life. 409 00:24:51,150 --> 00:24:55,920 Hmm. Fans for life. 410 00:24:56,060 --> 00:24:57,390 Oh, I like that. 411 00:25:07,030 --> 00:25:10,240 I don't, um, I don't really have room for all you guys, 412 00:25:10,470 --> 00:25:12,040 so maybe you should carpool. 413 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:22,050 Fall back; she's mine. 414 00:25:31,060 --> 00:25:33,630 Welcome to Thrills and Spills Park. 415 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:36,260 I came here every weekend growing up. 416 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:40,030 Got my first pickle tickle on the Ferris wheel. 417 00:25:40,170 --> 00:25:43,170 But you know what my favorite was? 418 00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:48,240 The Midway, because I love games. 419 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,380 Don't you? 420 00:25:50,510 --> 00:25:51,950 Gotcha. 421 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,530 Peekaboo. 422 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,470 Say goodbye. 423 00:26:27,650 --> 00:26:30,020 Fuck! 424 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,920 Where do you think you're going? 425 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,190 Shit! 426 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,190 Miss me, mute? 427 00:26:48,970 --> 00:26:50,170 Fuck. 428 00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:54,180 See you soon, dude. 429 00:27:13,830 --> 00:27:17,030 What the fuck? 430 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,520 You look pissed. 431 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,720 Damn right, I'm pissed. I only had one of those. 432 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,720 I told you not to come. 433 00:27:42,820 --> 00:27:45,160 And when have I ever listened to you? 434 00:27:46,930 --> 00:27:48,400 Come on, we gotta go. 435 00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:52,600 Quiet? Quiet! 436 00:27:52,730 --> 00:27:54,340 Quiet, come on! 437 00:27:54,470 --> 00:27:56,170 No. 438 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,270 Come on, Quiet. 439 00:27:58,410 --> 00:27:59,340 Quiet. 440 00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:02,380 Come on. Come on. 441 00:28:02,510 --> 00:28:04,910 Come on. Quiet!